January 2012
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Happy New Year!
Today I
Watched my Mom get into a fight for the first time (she also got spat at) with a random lady who decided a good way to deal with things was to hit a 62-year-old woman.
Called the cops (for the first time in my life) while I followed the woman and berated her for hitting a woman three times her age.
Got to the watch the usually very bored small town cops come two cars and one motorcycle...
December 2011
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“Dress suitably in short skirts & strong boots, leave your jewels in the...”
– Countess Markievcizv, 19th century Irish revolutionary, dispensing eternally relevant fashion advice. (via corpsicles)
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“I AM AN ADULT AND MY BODY IS A TEMPLE OF CANDY”
– My girlfriend when I said she might get sick from eating an entire bag of smarties (via between-the-monkey-and-the-robot)
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A List of Reasons Why I am an Adult
I had a gingerbread cookie for breakfast
I bought a huge bag of smarties at Target last night because they were a dollar, and I mean, come on? Smarties are the best.
I had smarties for breakfast and I will most likely eat them for lunch.
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“1. “Good luck on your resurrection.”
Written in Greek on a tomb in...”
– 10 Pieces of Nasty Ancient Graffitti - Now Translated!
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gingerhaze:
A comic that I made for my Jr. Illustration final! Click here to view the whole thing at full size.
Referencing Shark Mystique, etc.
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