oh god I was on linkedin and this professor I am “friends” with posted a picture where he is clearly shirtless. WHY.
What if Robyn and Janelle Monáe toured together?? What if???
I was in the library and this random vaguely creepy looking dude tried to talk to me/hit on me and I just gave him the look and he mumbled “sorry” before walking away rapidly.
I feel so powerful.
The last Bob’s Burgers episode centers around a brony convention and it is so on point it is devastating.
The older I get the more I become Linda from Bob’s Burgers.
I feel like I’ve lumbered through this office like a fucking mountain troll just oblivious to my arrogance or my tone in email.
Troll email I guess. Someone put me down jebus.
Maybe I’ll become a lumberjack or a book binder or anything where my contact with humans is minimal.
Well that was a punch to the ovaries.
I apparently need to learn to play the office politics game, learn to come off better in emails and humble myself before the throne of a decision-maker at my work.
All in all I feel like a utter fuck-up and an asshole.
Surprise performance reviews scheduled 30 minutes before they happen are the perfect formula for me being too stressed to even eat my chocolate croissant.
What the fuck.